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Vatheon answering machine

Hey, you've reached Ratchet. I'm either off building something, sleeping, or off fighting an evil genius and his armies to save the city. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Later.

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[HE APPRECIATES HIS OWN BODY OK. Seriously spending a week as his own girlfriend. Not fun. At all. He's just that damn happy to be back to normal.]

... yeah but that'd hurt. And yours don't grow back. 'least I don't think they do...

AAAANYWAY is Ratchet there too? I wanted to ask you guys somethin'.

[Speak of the Lombax. His voice comes from off screen.]

Alister? What are you doing with my SFC? Who are you talking to?

No. Though I can't say I ever tri--

[The Elder is cut off by the younger Lombax's arrival, and he sits up in bed long enough to toss the SFC at his companion.]

For the love of Orvus, he's been calling you for the past hour. Does a shower take that long?

[All Ratchet will hear is a very annoyed "OI!" from the other side of the SFC]

[Ratchet catches the SFC and sighs.]

I had oil in my fur. It sucks getting that out. You should know; Mr. White fur!

[Ratchet's voice gets closer as he puts the communicator to his ear.]

Sorry about him. I'm guessing from the 'OI' this is Rin?

Yup! I was wonderin' where you were. I wanted to ask if you and the grouchy furball wanted to go up to the island on my next day off. I can bring food and we can just... hang out or whatever. I think we could all use the break after this week.

[Ratchet laughs.]

Sounds great. I could use some time out of the apartment. So could Mr. grouchy furball. Sure. We'll be there.

I can still hear you.

Sweet! Make sure to drag his sorry ass there, even if he's kickin' and screamin'!

[Rin knows, Alister.]

We both know Alister. That's why we said it out loud.

And you got it Rin. I'll Groovibomb him if I have to.

I'll come without the Groovibomb, thank you very much. I suppose it's about time I exercised in this body again, rather than a child's.

[Rin just snickers on the other line. At least he's going willingly.]

Good to know. We don't need you getting a beer gut now, do we?

Like the two of you? I think not.

Ratchet, I've seen your eating habits. Rin would be ashamed.

You're both horrible. But I ain't your mother so I'm not gonna make a big deal 'bout it unless I think you're gonna collapse or something.

[He lies. He'll fret over it the second he hears one of them going more than a day without food.]

Oh we're fine! And we'll be there. Now if you excuse me, I have a General to assault.

And you're not going to say anything about it, are you?

Nooope.

Have fun, Ratchet~

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